Why do you think that she is a witch? He hasn't got stuff all over him. Well, I didn't vote for you. A newt? Look, my liege! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your […]
Well, I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. It's only a model. It's only a model.
Who's that then? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that […]
Look, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you are dressed as one…I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the […]
Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. […]
I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. What?! I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed […]
Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. D'oh. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a […]
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you […]
Pushuesit, përveç plazheve dhe kostove detare të Sarandës, do të kenë mundësinë të përjetojnë edhe një event letrar, me libra dhe artistikë. Shoqata e Bashkuar e Botuesve sjell në jetë “Panairin e Librit”, një ngjarje e dashur për qytetin e Sarandës. Përgjatë shëtitores piktoreske të Sarandës, gjatë një jave, do të hapen stendat e librave, […]
Me pjesëmarrjen e këngëtarit shumë të njohur grek, Nikos Oikonomopoulos, stadiumi i Sarandës do të përfshihet nga meloditë e dashura të muzikës së tij, të dashura nga qyteti.
Çdo vit kjo ngjarje merr jetë si një mbledhje e poetëve shqiptarë dhe ndërkombëtarë. Bashkohuni me këtë mbledhje artistike për një formacion emocionues duke përfshirë promovime librash, leksione tërheqëse, prezantime magjepsëse, konkurse emocionuese të poezisë, punëtori krijuese dhe shumë më tepër.
Trupa artistike e Ansamblit Kombëtar të Këngëve dhe Valleve Popullore, në kuadër të kalendarit të sezonit turistik Verë 2024, nën titullin “Folk on Tour”, do të performojë në disa qytete turistike të vendit gjatë muajit gusht. Ata do të prezantojnë një program të larmishëm këngësh, vallesh dhe kostumesh, duke shfaqur para publikut dhe turistëve të […]